emberkyrlee:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

gimme

emberkyrlee:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

gimme

(Source: m3lodigression)

firelorcl:

when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it

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meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

(Source: tatianamaslnay)

poopflow:

when I was in high school some dudes would play a game called soap drop and they would walk up to people and yell “sOAP DROP” and slap the books out of someone’s hands and another person would come up behind them when they bent over to pick them up, and pelvic thrust them so they fell and then one time they did it to a gay kid and he didn’t fall and he said “I guess that’s what happens when you mess with a power bottom” IM STILL LAUGHING

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

ohgodwhoseroomsarethese:

somequeershit:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”

My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why

That’s the most chilling possible comment on this post.

(Source: disneyyandmore)

bellecs:

excuse me miss dionne. 

sushinfood:

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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my god it took me about 7 seconds to get it so you are NOT wrong there

jeankd:

Jada  and Will are doing a magnificent job with this young woman.

jeankd:

Jada  and Will are doing a magnificent job with this young woman.

(Source: gutig)

vegan-vulcan:

laineydiemond:

vegan-vulcan:

I’m really really really really really glad that a whole bunch of dudes accidentally gave us really detailed instruction manuals for how to repel misogynists

i’m ready to start seeing some articles like “8 billion things men do that makes women wish the streets would run red with their blood”

This is absolutely the best addition to any one of my posts ever, I would absolutely contribute to this article